I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im holly from the hills drunk
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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