I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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