I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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