Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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