Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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