Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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