Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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