Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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