Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dignity is for republicans.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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