Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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