random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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