I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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