I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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