Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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