try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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