the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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