i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
All the doctor said was why
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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