think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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