God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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