whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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