Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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