If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We have started to decorate penises.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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