She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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