beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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