If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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