make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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