I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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