sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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