Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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