I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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