Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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