They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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