I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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