i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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