Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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