I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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