You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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