he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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