I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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