so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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