My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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