I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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