Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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