they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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