let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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