This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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