I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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