This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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