pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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