I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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